Dirk Squarejaw

sergeantd:

battleofwolf359:

tentacleteeth:

dovah-cunt:

well that explains everything

He should change “I have a beard” to “I have a neckbeard and pubestach. Ladies~”Would be both more accurate and more appealing, honesty is always charming.

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sad_trombone.flac

Every single dude on tumblr. 

sergeantd:

battleofwolf359:

tentacleteeth:

dovah-cunt:

well that explains everything

He should change “I have a beard” to “I have a neckbeard and pubestach. Ladies~”
Would be both more accurate and more appealing, honesty is always charming.

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sad_trombone.flac

Every single dude on tumblr. 

(Source: pandiculating-panda)